Eris-x-Hades

Years passed, and the special day had come. Hades kneeled over his wife's lap, as she had just given birth to a baby boy. Grinning from ear to ear, the lord of the dead held his newborn son's hand. "Come here, kid. I would like to welcome you to this amazing world...", he said while cradling him tenderly. Tears flowed from their eyes, as they never thought they would be having a child any time soon. And now that it did happen, it was more wondrous than either could imagine. Singing in joy in the background, Pain and Panic celebrated the birth of this child. "I've never seen this much happiness in a room since Orpheus and Eurydice were reunited in the underworld,", the short, fat imp commented, looking at the ghosts of the legendary musician and his girlfriend serenading together in the river of souls. "It's such a beautiful thing, seeing Mr. Satan in pure delight,", the tall, thin one answered. After having been with him since he took job as the god of the afterlife, they knew for a